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Hello,

 

we'd like to congratiulate the HP design team for perfecting the cutting edge of its G10 workstation's screen at the exact location where it comes in contact with the human lap. The edge's corners are not sharp enough to be considered a cutting tool and result in law suits, but just edgy enough to scratch one's skin raw. This is a perfect balance worth the recognition of all torturers around the world.

It is an exceptionally noteworthy achievement considering the top edge of the device's screen is perfectly rounded as to prevent damaging the Earth's sensitive atmosphere with which it comes in contact when in use as a laptop computer. It's a feat worthy a design award to make a product a massive annoyance when used as a portable device. On the other hand, the ZBook Power G10 is not actually marketed as a laptop but as a portable workstation, so maybe it is the user's fault for having their leg skin come in contact with the machine's chassis.

We're looking forward to cheese grater keyboards and serrated touchpads in the coming lineup of HP's products.

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