HP DeskJet 3700 All-in-One Printer

[notryan420]

This is not a question, it is a statement. This HP Deskjet is the worst **bleep** printer. It tries to extort my family for ink subscriptions so they can never actually use the printer, even when it has perfectly good, HP-brand ink. We know that it is fully capable of printing our jobs because it flawlessly prints the Printer Information Page in color. **bleep** you, HP. The amount of rage and inconvenience you have caused us is unjustifiable. This printer is so awful, I would expect that you would have to pay US to use it, not the other way around. I have a Canon at the same price point. It works like a charm, doesn't require some piece of **bleep** Microsoft Store app to use or maintain it, and most importantly, IT DOESN'T EXTORT ME.

I'm able to trick the printer into printing sometimes without it phoning home to HP headquarters to see if we've subscribed to your ridiculous ink service but I won't tell you how. It is a hassle nonetheless. I hope your miserable company goes bankrupt. If you're driveling out a bunch of products as bad as this one, I'm sure your share prices will start to reflect your woeful ineptitude and "**bleep** you" attitude to your customers.